Tuesday, July 22, 2014
Sphinx boat will take you anywhere you want to go. Simply answer a riddle before boarding, then inform him about your desired destination- also, in riddle form. Hopefully she'll understand. Otherwise he'll turn around and eat you. Or you'll end up, who knows where.
Monday, July 14, 2014
Saturday, July 12, 2014
One of the ladies at work showed me a picture of a cake today that resembled someone's innards, with the caption "Do you have the guts to eat this cake?"
No, I donut.
But I had the guts to eat couscous for dinner.
All because the couscous spirit came to me, and gave me the strength.
Thanks, couscous spirit.
Wednesday, July 9, 2014
Tuesday, July 8, 2014
Thursday, July 3, 2014
Wednesday, July 2, 2014
when they pulled into the driveway and his mom parked the car, he ran into his room to devour the gum. his mom couldn't understand why he was so excited. beastie never acted like this before!
mama beast left the groceries in the car and peeped into little beastie's room. she saw him devouring the gum.
she'd caught him red handed!
mama drove him straight back to the store to teach beast a lesson.
A LESSON OF SHAME.
now beast pillages the couch cushions for stray nickles so he can properly pay for his treats.
that's how he spends his summer days. honestly.
he also reads.
someday he hopes to become a pastry chef.
or- drive an ice cream truck.